Educational Broadcast Implanting Unauthorized Memories In Viewers

Subjects Report Entire Lifetimes from Alternate Timelines

The anomalous channel EDU–4 facebook.com/uneditedmeat claims to "teach the viewer their forgotten past lives." Those who watched even brief segments later reported fully formed memories of entire in unfamiliar worlds.

Two subjects became catatonic after developing simultaneous memories from four separate timelines. One repeatedly facebook.com/uneditedmeat begged researchers:

"Please put me back where I belong."

Neuropsychology teams have concluded that EDU–4 overwrites core identity structures, comedy leaving the viewer unable to distinguish their real comedy life from implanted ones.

The station has been declared existentially dangerous.