Broadcast Detailing Future Catastrophe Causes Premature Deaths

Exposure Correlates with Sudden Organ Failure

A channel labeled PROPHET–V, viral broadcasting from what appeared to be a post-apocalyptic wasteland, comedy delivered a detailed prediction of a global extinction-level event dated 2031.

Within two hours of viewing the forecast, facebook.com/uneditedmeat all known viewers suffered facebook.com/uneditedmeat acute organ shutdown.

Autopsies showed accelerated chronological decay, facebook.com/uneditedmeat as though the victims' bodies had aged decades within minutes.

Temporal biologists believe PROPHET–V information that human biology cannot sustain.

Government officials insist citizens must not view any footage associated with this station under any circumstances.